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The Heartless Magician's Fate (GL, Cultivation)
by wintry_duckling
Meet Han Abrial Chae-young.A reckless demon, a badass blade fighter, and a total shitshow by probably most of the Empire of Gongkua's standards.After being imprisoned in her parents' house for eighteen years and finally breaking free, her first goal is to, um...well, go straight back to the house. She has to, ok?! It's in order to rescue her best friend and (technical) servant, Finley, who's still stuck there, and for whom she doesn't feel anything except total platonic non-romantic non-sexual a…
Hell Hath No Fury At All
by Mourn_Shard
'Finally... I mean I didn't think it was going to happen this way but... perhaps I can finally rest... my life was an absolute shitshow... what is taking so long... shouldn't I be done?... I can't wait to be done... shattered childhood... dreams were only for the nightmares to end... broken heart... poor and meaningless... Ah... yes... there it is... that final darkness...'......Join me as I unfold the story of a man who once lived a meaningless life and died having accomplished nothing who has …
30 Days of July 2022
by Sumdud
Hello~Whatcha doing around these parts, hm? Hi, I have a name, and I'm the main character of this shitshow of a story.So, wanna know more about me?My favourite food is tangerines, and you are obliged to keep quiet about my taste and preferences.I would say I'm a cheerful person, I like jokes, you know, I crack them from time to time.Wanna hear a joke?So there was a girl, right? Yeah, this girl got tired one day and started thinking of some stuff. Now, these things running through her head would …
Basement Hero
by VengefulSquid5623
This is a story of a 23-year-old male, an inventor who had a simple dream: to be recognized. But he was, for better or worse, an expert of self deprecation. He overthinks a lot and doesn’t really finish most of the things he started. He believed himself a failure but he actually has a serious talent. He could create whatever gadgets he wanted. Be it guns that shoot off laser beams; a robot dog that talks; a girlfriend… He just didn’t have the confidence to put himself out there until a woman, so…